So, I had this sudden vision – something for the “in a perfect world” list: Knitting Needle Vending Machines.
I know. Brilliant. I confess that my brain – in the moment of inspiration – modeled it after cigarette machines. (Remember those? They are probably still legal somewhere, but I haven’t seen one in decades…) I think because “running out to get a pair of size 7s” at an odd hour is kinda like running out to get a pack of smokes. I can see myself desperate enough for a pair of size 7s to brave dark of night and pouring rain to drive down to the bus station if there was a Knitting Needle Vending Machine there (no one is going to do that for a Snickers bar…). And I would be exceedingly grateful to slide in my 10 dollar bill (cause you know the make you pay through the nose) hit the “ 10 Inch US 7” button and hear the chuck and plop as the plastic package of humble bamboo needles lands in the trough.
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